Gabe: Mom! On Fairly Odd Parents, Jimmy has two fairies named Wanda and Cosmo.
Me: Really? What do they do?
Gabe: They pretend to be things like squirrels and frogs.
Me: Okaaay. What do they do for Jimmy?
Gabe: He wishes for things all the time and they help him with their magic.
Me: That sounds cool. What would you wish for?
Gabe: Hmmm. I know! I wish I had a double coated marshmellow fudge sandwich.
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Of course you wouldn't say this to your kid, but when somebody says to you, "I wish...," did you ever wanna quote Jack Lemmon's father in Grumpy Old Men (or was it 2)?
"Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which one gets filled first."
It's always on the tip of my tongue.
That just makes me giggle.
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