Gabe approaches with a piece of lined notebook paper and a pencil.
Me: Umpff. (weakly) Hi Buddy.
Gabe: Mom! I made this sign! It says: "Do NOT disturb Gabe!"
Me: Oh. What's it for?
Gabe: It's for me 'cuz Quin keeps bugging me!
Me: (silence) Huh. But Gabe, can Quin read?
Gabe: (long silence, thinking) Yeaaah?
Gabe returns to the living room where I hear him lecture Quin about his sign and then he sits and watches cartoons while holding his sign in his lap. I continue to lie inertly and feverishly on my bed and watch Kathy Griffin (who is my new favorite comedic genius).
End Scene.
*Aren't you glad I came back to blog about the hilarity and great doings in my life? It was really funny at the time. I swear. Maybe it was the fever?
3 comments:
I can just hear him explaining his sign to Quin... such a little rascal!
Give them kisses from me.
Well, I much prefer it over an entry that simply says "I'm taking a break!" Pluuuueaze!
So did she heed the warning?
You need liquids.
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